1. You are never confronted with a co-worker’s dirty diaper, with the pooh so liberally smeared, you think you’ll never be clean again…
2. People don’t assume ‘work’ entails lying on a couch, eating bon-bons and watching soap operas for eight hours (as in that hoary old chestnut: ‘do you work or stay home?’)
3. Your boss and co-workers don’t whine at you all day long (at least not while clinging on to your legs, they don’t)
4. People you work with understand the literal meanings of the following words and phrases: ‘later’, ‘just a minute’ and ‘shortly’.
5. You can pooh and pee all by yourself, with no little being scampering into the bathroom after you, all the way up to the toilet, fingers poised to immerse themselves in the toilet bowl as soon as you have vacated the seat.
6. You can go home.
7. You can quit.
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